| Craig Rimner | |
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| Profile | |
| Status: | Alive |
| Age: | 39 |
| Race: | Human |
| Gender: | Male |
| Class: | Warrior |
| Nation: | Scundia |
| Faction: | |
| Era: | Third Age |
- "We're here to join the Crimson Coalition!"
- —Craig Rimner to Glaurung Losstarot
Craig Rimner is a Scun who was ordered by Princess Maple Mallorein to lead the Secret Scundian Expedition into Libaterra in 1017 AE. The arrival of his expedition caused quite an uproar in Trinity Gask and even more so when he proudly announced that he had come to join the Crimson Coalition. He's also responsible for bringing more attention to the Scunnish pastime of drunk-singing which was redubbed as Rimnerian Songs.
Biography[]
Early Years[]
Craig Rimner had a crappy childhood like pretty much anyone who had ever lived in Scundia. He joined the Scundian army when he was in his 20s and eventually became close to Princess Maple Mallorein and began serving her loyally.
Godslayer Era[]
Echoes of War[]
Maple Mallorein sent Craig to join the Crimson Coalition in Trinity Gask. The sight of a large force of Scuns caused quite an uproar within the Coalition's ranks, but Glaurung Losstarot, the leader of the Coalition, needed men so she had to recruit the Scuns much to everyone's horror.
The arrival of Rimner's expedition helped a few other characters to act. Wolfsbane appeared among the Scuns and tried to assassinate Glaurung Losstarot, but she failed and was revealed to be none other than Maple Mallorein. Meanwhile Glaurung's son Hannibal was kidnapped by the Totenkopfs while he was on his way to meet Rimner's Scuns.
Since his arrival Craig has been representing Scuns in the Coalition's council. He has also introduced the maddeningly popular Rimnerian Song to Coalition soldiers who have spread it further.
Deceiver's Gambit[]
Craigh saw Hannibal by himself in the cemetery and offered to take him to the Witch Elves inn to cheer him up with booze and women. However, he also had ulterior motives for this action which soon became clear to Hannibal.
Aliases and Nicknames[]
- Faggot
- What many people in the Coalition call him...also because he knows how to play an actual faggot.
- Meistersinger
- Craig's title in the Coalition after he introduced his wildly popular Rimnerian Songs to the world's population.
Appearance[]
A fackin' Scun (read: butt-ugly). He has black, messy hair and a rather interesting beard/moustache combo. He is clad in a Proninist uniform.
Personality and Traits[]
A fackin' Scun (read: asshole). He gets along quite well with people who see him as a person instead of a Scun, which is why he's befriended people as diverse as Hannibal Losstarot and Thorn Stronghelm.
Powers and Abilities[]
A fackin' Scun (read: no powers or abilities whatsoever unless you count pooping, urinating, walking, talking, singing...ok, I get the point).
Relationships[]
Maple Mallorein[]
Craig Rimner is Maple's loyal subordinate who helped her gain access to Trinity Gask. Although Maple's attempt to assassinate Glaurung failed, she still had Craig to spy on the Coalition on her behalf.
See also[]
